Ten second rule.
Found in Tucson, Arizona by waifuofficial

Ten second rule.

Found in Tucson, Arizona by waifuofficial

Achy breaky blackened leaf-covered heart.  
Found by eyesaswindows

Achy breaky blackened leaf-covered heart.  

Found by eyesaswindows

Elmo’s arm?
Found by Karen

Elmo’s arm?

Found by Karen

Spontaneous healing.
Found by sailing-by-night in Seattle, WA.

Spontaneous healing.

Found by sailing-by-night in Seattle, WA.

Ambiguously gay dino. 
Found on the Upper West Side NYC by Lauren

Ambiguously gay dino. 

Found on the Upper West Side NYC by Lauren

One trick pony.
Found in NYC by theclayfox

One trick pony.

Found in NYC by theclayfox

Death of a cactus.
Found by Tammara Leites

Death of a cactus.

Found by Tammara Leites

You pervert.
Found by modernhubris

You pervert.

Found by modernhubris

Salvador Dali was here. 
Found in Paris by b-no-photo-stuff

Salvador Dali was here. 

Found in Paris by b-no-photo-stuff

Yarn massacre.
Found by Christy Josten

Yarn massacre.

Found by Christy Josten

Just another mundane, Anime-themed body pillow lying in the gutter. 
Found on 5th Avenue, NYC by dragonessence

Just another mundane, Anime-themed body pillow lying in the gutter. 

Found on 5th Avenue, NYC by dragonessence

Alcoholic lamppost. 
Found in Washington, DC

Alcoholic lamppost. 

Found in Washington, DC

White & black, day & night, good & evil, panty & thong. 

Found by Virgil Hibbs & Greg Amato

No one and no thing has ever looked so cool and relaxed while being thrown away. 
Found by Dan Burns

No one and no thing has ever looked so cool and relaxed while being thrown away. 

Found by Dan Burns

Upgraded to Huffy.
Found in Adam’s Morgan, Washington, DC

Upgraded to Huffy.

Found in Adam’s Morgan, Washington, DC