Fuckboots.
Found by zeroth1

Fuckboots.

Found by zeroth1

Throw pillows I once believed in.
Found in Park Slope, Brooklyn NY by holler

Throw pillows I once believed in.

Found in Park Slope, Brooklyn NY by holler

Bozo denuded.
Found in Boston by fayalso

Bozo denuded.

Found in Boston by fayalso

Splat.
Found by scottyp

Splat.

Found by scottyp

L’ours et le serpent et le ziplock.
Found in Paris 17e by stroam75

L’ours et le serpent et le ziplock.

Found in Paris 17e by stroam75

School of goldfish.
Found in Boulder, CO by Emily O’Brien.

School of goldfish.

Found in Boulder, CO by Emily O’Brien.

Political rope-a-dope in DC.
Found on F Street in Washington, DC

Political rope-a-dope in DC.

Found on F Street in Washington, DC

Classic black patent sadness.
Found in San Francisco, CA

Classic black patent sadness.

Found in San Francisco, CA

Sick olley.
Found in Washington, DC

Sick olley.

Found in Washington, DC

Thrilling tale of one shoe’s journey into the great unknown. 
Found in Charlottesville, VA by Kieran

Thrilling tale of one shoe’s journey into the great unknown. 

Found in Charlottesville, VA by Kieran

Changed into TOMS.
Found in Washington, DC 

Changed into TOMS.

Found in Washington, DC 

Crayon just wanted to go for a walk in the rain. 
Found in Orland, CA by Jeremy

Crayon just wanted to go for a walk in the rain. 

Found in Orland, CA by Jeremy

Devin misspelled.
Found in Washington, DC 

Devin misspelled.

Found in Washington, DC 

This is as sad as sad things get in Japan.
Found in Kyoto by Emeline

This is as sad as sad things get in Japan.

Found in Kyoto by Emeline

Pickles unchained.
Found in Toronto by imparo

Pickles unchained.

Found in Toronto by imparo